TALL TALES

G: Bring the Kids - PG: Approach With Caution - PG-13: In-Laws, Coworkers Keep Out - R: Wife, In-Laws, Coworkers Definitely Keep Out - X: Probably Something Involving Robert Logan

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July 2005

Oprah's Book Club-R

…fancied ourselves as book connoisseurs, after someone had brought a low end porno novel, ‘Enema Punishment’…

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July 2005

The Man In The Cape-PG13

…frizzy hair that went just past his shoulders in a pyramid shape. The look was cool, but the cape was the thing…

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Feb 2009

Robert Logan, The King-X

…gonna fall over, and he looked at me, smiled, and in his best El Duce voice said, "You gotta take all you can get"…

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July 2005

The Mechanics vs. Franco Columbu-G

…were relegated to playing O.C. dives by 1980, but our meeting with Franco Columbu pretty much took the cake…

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July 2005

Blind Troy - PG-13

…so they’d line up to provide him sympathy sex. If they only knew. Troy was like Dean Martin in his heyday…

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Jan 2009

The Greatest Solos In History - PG

…with too many shindigs at Ron Piper's practice studio, so for our final night I bought a case of Reddi-Whipp…

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Jan 2000

Coming Soon

…coming soon coming soon coming soon coming soon coming soon coming soon coming…

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1

Jan 2000

Coming Soon

…coming soon coming soon coming soon coming soon coming soon coming soon coming…

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